A woman and a man get into a car accident. (1) of their cars are totally destroyed, but amazingly (2) of them is hurt. After they crawl out of the wreckage, the woman says, “Look at our cars – (3) nothing left! Thank God we are all right! This must be a sign that we should be friends and not try to put the blame on each (4) .” The man replies, “Oh yes, I agree with you completely.”
The woman points to a bottle on the ground and says, “And here’s (5) miracle. Somehow this bottle of whisky from my back (6) didn’t break. Let’s drink this Scotch and (7) our good fortune.” Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in (8) , opens it, and drinks about a third of the bottle to (9) his nerves. He then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle and puts the cap back on.
The man asks, “Aren’t you having (10) ?” The woman replies, “No. I think I’ll just wait for the police... I’ll let them decide whose fault it was.”